Foodie Debates Pillows

"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Restrooms.

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

Meat bi-products.

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'