Foodie Debater Pillows

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Restrooms.