Foodie Debater Gifts

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

The Last Dinner

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."