Food Debater Gifts

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'

Roseanne4

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

The Last Dinner

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'