Food Debater Pillows

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."