Dietary Debater Gifts

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'It won't work, Rodney. I'm low-carb and high-fat...you're low-fat and high carb.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Man at restaurant is presented with his roast pig, as the pigs grieving family look on.

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'If it's wrong to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.'

This is beef! We ordered vegetarian! Whats the diff? The cow was a vegetarian.

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.