Food Debate Lover Gifts

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

The Atkins Diet.

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Restrooms.

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'