Food Debate Champion Gifts

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Restrooms.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Roseanne4

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

Meat bi-products.

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'