Food Debates Aficionado Pillows

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

The Last Dinner

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Restrooms.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

Atkins Diet Clinic

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."