Culinary Debate Enthusiast Pillows

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'Yes, but is it tart?'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Restrooms.

Trends of 2000

'Do you mind leaving a tip before I wait on you so I can determine my service level for this table?'

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."

'Smoking section or screaming child section?'

"I have a food question."

"If only the aftertaste came first."

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'