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"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Restrooms.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

Atkins Diet Clinic

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

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James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'