Dietary Debate Lover Pillows

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.