Diet Debater Pillows

'It's a genetic thing. My parents are too short for their weight, too.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Natural Regeneration area / Artificially Sweetened area.

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"You're not being reasonable Darling: the doctor has told you not to snack between meals..."

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.

"If life is like a box of chocolates why are we on a diet?"

"I'm a vegetarian, once removed. I only eat plant eaters.

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'I'm not anorexic: I'm a healthy stick-insect!'

'We're on the 'I Eat, He Stares' diet.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Cholesterol gave eggs a bad rap.

Remember you can double your calorific intake by snacking between meals!

"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'We've been getting them for years!'

Balanced diet.

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."