Diet Dilemma Debater Pillows

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Excellent napkin.'

Complex Carbs

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

The Atkins Diet.

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

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