Diet Dilemma Debater Gifts

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Complex Carbs

'Excellent napkin.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'