Diet Dilemma Debaters Pillows

'You could afford to loose a few kilos!' 'I'm broke!'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Complex Carbs

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

'You need a more balanced diet.'