Dieting Debater Pillows

The food police are never far away.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Complex Carbs

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'