Diet Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Atkins Diet Clinic

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I found that in order to aggressively defend my vegan life style I needed to eat some meat."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'The nation is evenly divided... the red states, Atkins diet... blue states, South Beach!'

"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"

'Dr. Harris can't be much of a doctor. He hasn't written a book on weight loss or diets!'

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

'If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, doesn't it make sense to wait until lunch before you eat?'

'Do you know your ideal weight?'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Complex Carbs

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'