Diet Debate Enthusiast Prints

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Atkins Diet Clinic

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I found that in order to aggressively defend my vegan life style I needed to eat some meat."

'The nation is evenly divided... the red states, Atkins diet... blue states, South Beach!'

"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"

'Dr. Harris can't be much of a doctor. He hasn't written a book on weight loss or diets!'

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

'If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, doesn't it make sense to wait until lunch before you eat?'

'Do you know your ideal weight?'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Complex Carbs

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

The Atkins Diet.