Diet Debate Lover Prints

"My problem with fasting is I hate to do it on an empty stomach."

Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

The Atkins Diet.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'