Gmos Debater T-Shirts

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"Woo-hoo!"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Organ Donor Card

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Gorillas in the jungle.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion