Environmental Debaters T-Shirts

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Changing Minds

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'I find them ineffective myself.'

Global Warming is a snow job!

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

Progress

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

Why Oil Spills Are Good:

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

Elon Musk and Trump Making Fires

Great Britain Will Not Freeze!

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

"Around here, Benson, we never speak of pouring oil on troubled waters."

Early Fundamentalism: 'No way do we share a common ancestor.'