Environmental Debaters T-Shirts

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

Changing Minds

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'I find them ineffective myself.'

Global Warming is a snow job!

The Global War Against Global Warming

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Progress

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

Why Oil Spills Are Good:

Great Britain Will Not Freeze!

Elon Musk and Trump Making Fires

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'