Gmo Debate Gifts

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

Face Trophies

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

G.M. leaf.

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

March Against Monsanto Media Blackout!

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

Meat bi-products.

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'