Food Debate Gifts

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

Vegetarian Nightmare

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'