Food Debate Mugs

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Vegetarian Nightmare

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

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"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!