Dietary Debates Mugs

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Complex Carbs

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."