Environmental Debate Gifts

"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Water company bonus.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"It's trickle down."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

US Energy Needs.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Car Breast-Feeding

Happy New Year!

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Oil in Nigeria.

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Disasters

There's no real oil emergency...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Camel In The Tent

Our Troubled Chowders