Environmental Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"The news about climate change isn't all bad, it looks as though I'll be dead before it gets too cataclysmic."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Free Radicals.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Trees playing rootsie.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Bigot Spigot

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Stop Human Footing

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Tuesday, 2022

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"