Environmental Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"The news about climate change isn't all bad, it looks as though I'll be dead before it gets too cataclysmic."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Noise Pollution

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Free Radicals.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Trees playing rootsie.

Stop Human Footing

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Tuesday, 2022

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."