Green Debate Lover Gifts

Planet of the humans

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Bigot Spigot

Who's the Rogue State?

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Abdullah Debate

"Woo-hoo!"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

G.O.P. Hatchet Man.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Robin Day.

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

Theresa May

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Cheney offers document-leaking strategy.

Festive Recycling

Who's Your Bully?

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"Perhaps you should focus your message less on the economy and more on little shiny things."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Jim Callaghan.

"WHatever happened to mutual cooperation for the good of the country?"

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