Environmental Debate Participant Gifts

Primitive Bushmen.

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Arizona In Black

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Woo-hoo!"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Safety Net.'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

The Global War Against Global Warming

Polelitically Incorrect

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

'I find them ineffective myself.'

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"