Eco-conscious Debater Gifts

"Stop green-shaming me."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Home Heating Oil

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'