Eco-conscious Commentator Gifts

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H

Keystone Fireman

Polelitically Incorrect

Fake ecologist

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Biro Diversity

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Where's my global warming?

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Biodegradable helium balloons.