Eco-conscious Guru Gifts

Summer in Europe

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Biro Diversity

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Solar Plant

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Global warming

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Styrofoam.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Tree with Drain Pipe

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Castaway harnessing electricity.