Eco-friendly Guru Gifts

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

'I left my TV on standby.'

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Recycled passion.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Choices.