Green Guru In Training Gifts

"Oh God, here they come-act green."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening#2

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."