Eco Guru Gifts

"Why give up my car? I already have a green lifestyle!"

"How did you come up with 2050 as a target date for zero emissions."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

God's Subcontractors

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming