Eco Guru Gifts

"Why give up my car? I already have a green lifestyle!"

"How did you come up with 2050 as a target date for zero emissions."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Climate Change

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'