Energy Guru Gifts

Price of crude oil rockets!

"Our CEO has become a true believer in alternative energy."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

US Energy Needs.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.