Eco-conscious Visionary Gifts

'Great invention! But won't it lead to global warming?'

"Here in the distant future, life is hard. Disease and famine are rampant. . "

Climate Catastrophism

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Solar Plant

Biro Diversity

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"