Eco-conscious Entrepreneur Gifts

'What's worse, environmentalists now say our toxic investments have polluted the global economy.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Solar Plant

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Tree with Drain Pipe

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Styrofoam.'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...