Eco-conscious Entrepreneur Gifts

'What's worse, environmentalists now say our toxic investments have polluted the global economy.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Solar Plant

Biro Diversity

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Tree with Drain Pipe

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.