Eco-friendly Business Person Gifts

"Are you crazy? Throwing a coffee mug, a plastic one at that, on the floor?? The little Swedish girl sees everything!!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Woo-hoo!"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Make your own bottled water.

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis