Eco-friendly Business Owners Gifts

"Yes, madame. We do burials, we do cremations, and we do recycling."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Make your own bottled water.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Are you crazy? Throwing a coffee mug, a plastic one at that, on the floor?? The little Swedish girl sees everything!!"

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Elephant Upgrade

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

Multi-Functional

'You seem to have the fuel to be a top leader, but are you safe for the environment?'

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

"You called for lawn service?"

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"Our mandatory fitness program has nothing to do with health. It generates electricity, which saves the company money."

It's the global warming dear...

Ah, jeez, there I go again – It happens every time I think about the future of the planet.

Global warming - Things are going from bad to worse.

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

"Back so soon?"