Eco-conscious Professional Gifts

'You seem to have the fuel to be a top leader, but are you safe for the environment?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Not to mention the park view."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."