Eco-conscious Advisor Gifts

"One day son, all this'll be yours to deny responsibility for..."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The New Normal

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Not to mention the park view."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

City Windfarms.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pandora's boxes

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.