Eco-conscious Partner Gifts

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

COP26

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Go on - they're organic!'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019