Eco-conscious Competitor Gifts

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.