Eco-conscious Investor Gifts

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

"I didn't use to believe in global warming, but that was before I discovered how to make a profit off it."

"Look at all that stock market green, and tell me if we're making it a greener planet."

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"I'm all for 'Greener' stocks if it means higher yields and dividends."

Melting Greenland Ice to cause sea levels to rise by 1 foot...

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

Tree funeral.

Food Pyramid.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

80% recycled

Grown for Flavour