Sustainable Investor Gifts

'I'm sensitive to environmental issues. Sell all of my blue chip stocks and get me into green chip stocks.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

A wiser and a better man

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Putting money back in to the world economy

Climate Crisis and the Banks

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

Money feeds tree of property

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

Green Bank

'Our social conscience fund invests in companies that don't do animal testing.'

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

'Our new 'green' fund invests in companies that pay lots of cold, hard cash dividends.'

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

'Yes, I'd like to withdraw $200. And could you make that in smart money?'

"Look at all that stock market green, and tell me if we're making it a greener planet."

Sugar production

The world feeds climate change with oil.

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'