Sustainable Investor Mugs

'I'm sensitive to environmental issues. Sell all of my blue chip stocks and get me into green chip stocks.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

A wiser and a better man

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Money feeds tree of property

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'Our social conscience fund invests in companies that don't do animal testing.'

Green Bank

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

'Our new 'green' fund invests in companies that pay lots of cold, hard cash dividends.'

'Yes, I'd like to withdraw $200. And could you make that in smart money?'

"Look at all that stock market green, and tell me if we're making it a greener planet."

Sugar production

The world feeds climate change with oil.

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'