Green Investor Mugs

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Your goal was a portfolio that's environmentally friendly! All you worthless stock certificate can now be used as mulch.'

Money feeds tree of property

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"I'm carbon neutral. All my junk bonds are printed on recycled paper."

Nature versus commerce.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Sea weed harvest.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Putting money back in to the world economy

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'The diagnostic computer says it's in your financial best interest to invest in the companies whose drugs you take.'

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Energy Research.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

'Mr Hines, invest in two 'feel good' stocks, and call me in the morning.'

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.

Formula One eco helmet

'Our social conscience fund invests in companies that don't do animal testing.'

Recycling

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

Holistic Stocks, Inc.