Eco-conscious Investors Gifts

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Putting money back in to the world economy

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Make your own bottled water.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Tree funeral.

Food Pyramid.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Money feeds tree of property

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

80% recycled

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'